sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

(Source: whatismgmt)

(Source: peetaslongbun)

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

(Source: warbyparker)

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

im bad at gaucho lmao

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

this guy was watching Shrek (the movie series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that.

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Shrek and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting Ogre’s do what they want without being put down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone Shrek” it’s precious.

update: I banged him

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

this guy was watching Shrek (the movie series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that.

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Shrek and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting Ogre’s do what they want without being put down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone Shrek” it’s precious.

update: I banged him

harlemshakeweight:

everything is great 👍

I had a really nice night so 😊👍👍👍👍❤️👍❤️👍❤️

everything is great 👍